this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was like “dont get offended or anything but are you ASIAN?!” and she was like “omg yeah im filipino” and i was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO MAKE SPRING ROLLS AT YOUR HOUSE SOME TIME” and she never talked to me again
- Male Friend: I wish I was gay. I have such horrible luck with women.
- Me:
- Male Friend:
- Me:
- Male Friend:
- Me: Want to have sex sometime to see if you are gay?
Pride!
Ok, so today was overall fantastic. GSA got to march in the Parade with GLYS and the other GSA’s which was amazing to be apart of something like that. The best part was I still got to watch the Parade because we were towards the front so we could duck out at the end and watch. Then after the Parade we went to the Festival which was so much fun. We got a bunch of free stuff like condoms, lube, water bottles, stickers and little stuff like that. (I also got an ad for Buffalo Gay Men’s Chorus auditions later this summer which I may do.) Also, there was awesome performances there, we got to listen to The Albrights, a local band who were actually really good (listening to their CD right now.) and watch the drag queens do a quick act. They pulled us up on the stage space so we could dance with them (made Morgan and Allyssa’s year because they’re drag queen fanatics.) Then we had to walk REALLY far back to the car because it was parked all the way at the beginning of where the Parade started. Then we went to Mighty and FroYo and then came back home. Now I’m reveling in my wonderful day. Cannot wait to go back next year!
Also, here’s my booty from the Festival:

And I got this shirt:

- straight guys: emma watson is so hot
- gay guys: emma watson is so hot
- lesbians: emma watson is so hot
- not lesbians: emma watson is so hot
- oprah: emma watson is so hot
- jesus: emma watson is so hot
- grass: emma watson is so hot
- emma watson: emma watson is so hot
- rupert grint: emma watson is like a sister
More about Pride in a bit.
Bullshitting the last part of my final exam for 60’s, but luckily I found a new band at Pride that I loved so I can listen to them while I do it.
- me: *blink*
- parents: OH MY GOD YOU NEED AN EXTREME ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT I'M THE PARENT YOU'RE THE CHILD THAT'S HOW THIS WORKS I DONT KNOW WHO YOU THINK YOU ARE BUT YOU ARE COMPLETELY OUT OF CONTROL DO YOU LIKE HAVING NICE THINGS DO YOU LIKE HAVING A ROOF OVER YOUR HEAD THEN START APPRECIATING IT AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM WASH THE WINDOWS LICK THE DIRT OFF THE KITCHEN FLOOR DO I LOOK LIKE YOUR MAID NO

Use the force, Harriet.
“dancing bears, painted wings, things I almost remember… and a song someone sings, once upon a December…”
- Mom: It's almost 10:30. It's getting pretty late you should go to be-
- Me: *starts laughing hysterically before turning into a winged batlike demon and flying off into the darkness as a creature of the night*
OMG YES
that last one
The first one, lmao!




